Best Theme Song Ever!

Jim Bowie! Jim Bowie!
He was a bold adventurin' man!

Jim Bowie! Jim Bowie!
Battled for right with a powerful hand!

His blade was tempered and so was he!
Indestructable steel was he!

Jim Bowie! Jim Bowie!
He was a fighter, a fearless and mighty adventurin' man!

I'd be remiss if I didn't point out that the real Jim Bowie, while being a genuine hero of the Alamo and the war for Texas independence, was also a slave launderer and land rights swindler.  He was an interesting and surprisingly complicated dude, with a bitchin' theme song.